Tired of mowing all this shit and now the city's pissing and moaning about weeds so it's time to do something about it. I think I'm in USDA zone 7 if it matters.

  • JuryNullification [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    https://youtu.be/xYdLfkJcfok?si=u9UeQaFImj2caP7f

    Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t instructional video on how to kill your lawn.

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      9 months ago

      Came in here to make sure this was posted. Dudes a legend and this is the right answer for sure

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    elmofire napalm?

    spoiler

    Lots of people near me are dropping plain cardboard or burlap and covering it with mulch


  • WilsonWilson [comrade/them, he/him]
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    9 months ago

    clover lawns look nice. The seed is usually cheap and sold as a landscape ground cover or a cover crop for farmers. I don't think they need to be mowed or watered.

    • Dessa [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      You'll want to water it early on until established, but after that, it's pretty drought-tolerant.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    When you say annihilate, do you want to replace your lawn with something low maintenance, or you just want to go down to wood chips and mulch?

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        9 months ago

        So, clover was mentioned earlier and it's what I have for my lawn

        It's pretty low maintenance since you don't need to mow or water it anywhere near as much as grass

        In fact, I don't mow my lawn at all and I only water it from my rain bucket and even then, only when it's particularly dry

        Looks nice, smells nice, feels nice, it's good

        If you don't want to fuss with it at all, you might consider covering it with cardboard and mulch, which will take out the grass entirely

        At this point, you'll probably want to either cover it with wood chips or gravel, to help keep anything else from settling in and growing back in

        Wood chips have to get replaced every so often because they'll break down eventually, gravel lasts longer but it hurts a lot to fall down on (believe me)