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  • FRIENDLY_BUTTMUNCHER [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I came into work late last night to find two of our younger workers talking about forming a union.

    Sebastian and Roland were cuddled up on the couch, watching the Leafs/ Sens game. By the end of the second period, Roland wore a concerned look on his face.

    "What's wrong?" inquired Sebastian?

    "Well, Matthews scored 4 goals in his first ever NHL game." Sebastian nodded as Roland continued, "Do you think you'll score in your first game tomorrow?"

    "Well," replied Sebastan in a soothing tone, "scripture tells us 'Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will have worries of it's own.' Forget about tomorrow, because I can tell you one thing: we're going to score tonight.

    Roland's concern turned to confusion. "Wh-what?"

    "I may come off as a shy, innocent Finnish boy, but let me tell you, I am A Ho. And I can promise you this: Imma finish tonight, boy." And he took Roland in a manly fashion.