Some of mine:

WHO THE FUCK PEELS POTATOES I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

WHO THE FUCK RINSES DISHES BEFORE PUTTING THEM IN THE DISHWASHER I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS RETAIL STORES THAT SELL ONLY GOURMET DOG FOOD IN BUSINESS I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

  • maverick [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    WHO THE FUCK INVENTED THOSE BRIGHT ASS BLUE HEADLIGHTS I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU