The title. If you had full Hollywood sex pest money and power what movies would you have made?

I've had a concept for a movie just called Action. It would open on a street corner, a car would come Tokyo drifting around the corner with another car chasing it. The entire movie is only chases, fights, explosions and stunts. There are two bad guys and two good guys and they refer to each other literally as the bad guys and the good guys. The bad guys got away with the briefcase that contains the codes, it is never specified what the codes are for. All dialogue is immediate exposition "they're getting away!" or snappy one liners. It would be all practical effects and cost more to make than most wars

  • CentristDipshit [undecided,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    I've always wanted a violent videogame where you go back in time and kill Columbus, and other colonists, to protect the Native Americans. A movie would also be cool. Basically just Inglorious Bastards, but replace Nazis with conquistadors and colonists.

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        assassins creed 3 but instead of a simulation its timetravel, and instead of killing random redcoats (also your dad) and helping found a slave state, you murder the aristocracy and destroy the slave state

        someone tell ubisoft theyve got a great new spinoff ip, and they can reuse so many assets for it

            • MichoganGayFrog [they/them]
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              4 years ago

              Black Flag does actually seem cool cause pirates are cool but 3 was bad enough I wasn't gonna bother. I was pretty done with games for a while at that point. I pretty much just got a switch and have been cool with a few indie games and my 2008 PS3 since

              • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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                4 years ago

                i feel you, ive also had a few years here and there were gaming just wasnt a thing i did. indie games are :10000-com: the way to go anyways.

                also piracy. pirate the pirate game so you can be a pirate while you are a pirate. :galaxy-brain:

    • ElGosso [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      This was what I thought Greedfall would be but it was lame and boring and kind of a :LIB: take on it, like "colonialism doesn't have to be bad if we all work together!" and painting the Really Bad Things as the result of a few bad people

      Been a minute since I played it but IIRC the "kick the whites off the New World" option had you side with someone who was like a barely redeemable warhawk too

      • KurdKobein [any]
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        4 years ago

        I haven't played it but someone wrote an essay about it on reddit and supposedly the game has the weirdest ideology.

        • ElGosso [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          I read that ages ago and it was pretty on point, yeah