I'm scared to have kids because my sisters might kidnap them if they come out as trans. My sister threatened to "make a joint effort to steal my children if I 'transitioned' them", meaning if said child came out as trans and I let them be themselves, my sisters would kidnap them and probably brainwash them into their sick TERF ideology.
Bonus points if they said this via text message or email so you can just show the (God, forgive me) cops and have them go rescue your child.