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  • Leningrab [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Aye aye for night vision +1 tactical

    Howler for intimidation (heard them irl before they sound like fucking dragons or some shit)

    Black Douc because of interesting genital coloration (red pp boye)

    The rest on any baboon-type because they look like they would rip your face off without hesitation

  • deadbergeron [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    chimpanzee ($10) - closest to humans, very intelligent

    Drill ($5) - chief keef monkey lol, his chopper hit the folks like he came with meechie

    Subfossil Lemur ($30) - look at this boi. brings the weed and is constantly stoned

    G. Blacki ($40) - the tank

    Gelada ($15) - look at that mug. i'd be a fool not to have him on my team.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    There is no wrong answer here. there is monkey and as long as you pick monkey you have good team

    in a more serious answer: 2 Gigantopithecuses because they are big boyes. An Orangutan for they are very smart and polite, and a mouse lemur because it looks cute and I still have $5

  • _else [she/her,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    all on the bottom right. are those fuckers in robes? they look like they've done this before.

    ill even take one that isn't at peak fitness with the last 20. i don't even care. this is the only feasible option.

    or a bunch of tiny fuckers who can use basic tools and one or two big fuckers to carry shit while the small ones are used as spotters.

  • Sushi_Desires
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    4 years ago

    Definitely one gorilla to tank and as many of the cheap baboons as possible because they are absolutely nuts

  • chantox
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    1 year ago

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  • VapeNoir [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Okay here we go:

    • 3x Baboon ($30) - Forward ground assault and combat units
    • 1x Chimpanzee ($10) - Intelligent and adaptable field commander. Can fill battlefield roles where needed.
    • 1x Aye-Aye ($10) - Night reconnaissance and lockpicking. Also my favorite on this list.
    • 2x Grey Langur ($30) - Divine spellcasting and healing.
    • 2x Howler ($20) - Arboreal recon and comms.

    If Patas monkeys are allowed, switch as many as I can for one of the Howlers. I spent way too much time on this.