fuck this sucks
Edit: Ok I'm back home, still alive. Still having a fucking hard time breathing. Paramedic says he'd "bet money" that I have Rona, but I need to wait a couple days for my stupid test results to come back. I'll keep you all posted, thanks for the kind words and support comrades.
The power of posting compels you. You'll be back in no time. Let us know when you come back, you sexy stalk.