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  • Melon [she/her,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I have a little thing that I sing to myself sometimes whenever I make a sandwich that goes to the tune of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" that goes like:

    Mustard is the best sauce.

    I said mustard is the best sauce.

    Mustard is the best sauce,

    and ketchup's okay.

    anyway, this Prairie Home Companion ketchup skit is relevant. (obligatory they have made several ketchup skits that all end in a similar way)

    • TheCaconym [any]
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      4 years ago

      Mustard is the best sauce.

      As long as it's actual mustard, not that weird comically yellow sugary abomination they seem to love in the US. If you can find it, this is an awesome mustard.