Hey I like Tolkien too but if you start your post or article with "A most ______", "Concerning _______", or "Of _______", you're a huge dork and you deserve an atomic wedgie.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    This is why I start all my writings with a 19th century "My Dearest Claribelle," and then I write about how "the men" are "sore for victuals that would remind them of home." A banjo is playing a 3/4 time tune in the background.