Can't wait for my 1 cent check in March 2031, finally reaching a total stimulus of $1999.99. After which I will receive ceremonial fractional cent checks for the rest of my life.
>Biden to announce new bipartisan COVID relief bill
>cry into my hands and pray it's the Arby's Coupon package.
>a jr. cheddar melt has 225 calories, I can get two within the $5 limit and have enough for a drink and an empty bun
>if I work doordash delivering other peoples' Arby's relief they might tip me in pieces of roast beef to put on my bun
>it's not the Arby's Coupon package
>cry
>Biden says "children are our future" and declares the only COVID relief is legally requiring you to put your children in front of a radio and make them listen to big numbers for an hour every night so they think richer than their dad
>Joe Manchin votes no, republicans condemn as Maoist cultural revolution
Can't wait for my 1 cent check in March 2031, finally reaching a total stimulus of $1999.99. After which I will receive ceremonial fractional cent checks for the rest of my life.
Sounds like some of those Canadian treaties where they give out 5 dollars once a year to indigenous peoples rather than keep up with inflation.
>2023
>Biden to announce new bipartisan COVID relief bill
>cry into my hands and pray it's the Arby's Coupon package.
>a jr. cheddar melt has 225 calories, I can get two within the $5 limit and have enough for a drink and an empty bun
>if I work doordash delivering other peoples' Arby's relief they might tip me in pieces of roast beef to put on my bun
>it's not the Arby's Coupon package
>cry
>Biden says "children are our future" and declares the only COVID relief is legally requiring you to put your children in front of a radio and make them listen to big numbers for an hour every night so they think richer than their dad
>Joe Manchin votes no, republicans condemn as Maoist cultural revolution