some excerpts from the lyrics:

“Be your own boss and climb your own ladder” “ Cuz it's hustlin' time

A whole new way to make a livin'

Gonna change your life

Do something that gives it meaning

With a website that is worthy of your dreaming”

  • longhorn617 [any]
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    4 years ago

    Can't wait for more advertising firms to pitch Cum Town bits to their clients.

    • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      "Okay okay listen folks - what if we did a commercial with the Kool Aid man, but get this: he's gay and Chinese"

      Entire boardroom erupts into applause

      • MichoganGayFrog [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        They can't lean on the islands that they're named after. I've seen them, they're boring. There's a thousand of them but they're like mostly four feet wide or so. Not sure where mayo mixed with ketchup and relish comes into play, but you could drive right by those and not even think of it.