some excerpts from the lyrics:
“Be your own boss and climb your own ladder” “ Cuz it's hustlin' time
A whole new way to make a livin'
Gonna change your life
Do something that gives it meaning
With a website that is worthy of your dreaming”
What if it was 9 to 9 and you did it for fun and a soylent shake was your only reward?
yeah im vegan, only thing i eat is my daily allotment of soylent green.
slaps side of incinerator
you can fit so many complaints in this badboy
:elmofire:
What would happen if capital succeeded in smashing the Republic of Soviets? There would set in an era of the blackest reaction in all the capitalist and colonial countries, the working class and the oppressed peoples would be seized by the throat, the positions of international communism would be lost.
"5 to 9
You keep working working working
Working 5 to 9"
:stalin-stressed:
“which side are you on” but they only play the chorus and use it to advertise the superbowl
Pete Seeger songs have been in car commercials for a while, man must be rolling in his grave.
Dolly Parton does it again. Now, how about a song for us small business owners? Heh, I've got an opening line for ya': "I wish my employees would say 'We love working overtime so much, we'll do it for free!'" Maybe workshop that one out some. Seeya
How about a rap song for how much we love our cops and law enforcement :D
"Hey yo, hey yo
Blacks be the real racists
These democrat bitches need a fucking face lift
Everyone knows conservatives, we got the harem
Maybe you heard of our girl, I'm talking Tomi Lahren
Going to town on her pussy with this big ass dick
Her ass bouncing up and down while I'm playing wit dem tits
Take it out and push her head down
Shes sucking on my log, really going to town
Shooting one off like American Sniper
Cum rolling down her chin shes hissing like a viper
Shes begging for more, she wants round two
I gotta hop in my F150 tho I gots work to do
The Proud Boys are under attack
Some libbie scum, some gays and some blacks
They hate us for our freedom and wanna smash our speech
But we stand up for ourselves online and in the streets
Pop a clip in the AR, it's bout to get poppin
Leave Tomi in the bed, her pussy a throbbinYo dis is the real shit
Patriotism aint to be fucked with
All you liberals cant take away our guns
All you liberals cant take away our fun~~~
Thats the first verse. Thanks for the feedback guys
Peace."
I have got to know if this is original or shamelessly stolen from someone who thought this was unironically good.
the original was a god-tier troll; seeing
Conservative Rap
Any feedback would be great. I'm just getting started as a conservative rapper.
Hey yo, hey yo
Blacks be the real racists...while doom scrolling was fucking hilarious
https://www.reddit.com/r/rap/comments/certku/conservative_rap_idea/
Is it too much to ask to just have a job that pays me enough to live and be comfortable, and that gives me enough free time to do the things that I enjoy? Or do we just expect people to monetize every single hour of their fucking day now just to get by? Is this the new normal?
I agree with the Trillbillies, Dolly sucks, always sucked, and it's super weird how many people internalized the "9 to 5 is theory" meme and genuinely started thinking she was some kind of hero.
Yeah if Taylor Swift is a nazi and Lady Gaga is a boring centrist then we should be allowed something in return.
Maybe it's Bad Bunny? I know nothing about him and I don't speak a word of Spanish but he has a whole 3 paragraphs on his wikipedia page about his activism and it all seems like genuinely good causes, so who knows.
Taylor Swift isn't a Nazi. I know Nazis tried to claim her because she's a blonde white girl, but she saw that and decided to get more vocal about being a standard celebrity lib.
They’re all centrists
🌎 👩🚀🔫 👨🚀
Closest I’ll go is Lizzo she covered ANOHNI
The guy from fun. is DSA and was tweeting about how Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell should be killed.
All that is sacred is profaned, all that is solid melts into air
"A whole new way to make a livin’
Gonna change your life
Do something that gives it meaning"
What if I want what gives my life meaning to remain free of commodification?
Frankly, I don’t know what could be more meaningful than delivering fast food to lazy people.
Listen Jack, I'd be happy doing that if we just had communism and I could live a dignified life doing it
I always enjoy those idealistic 'ehat would you do under communism" threads that exist in not here places. Like, I'd keep cooking for people but be able to enjoy it fully. I like making food.
Can't wait for more advertising firms to pitch Cum Town bits to their clients.
"Okay okay listen folks - what if we did a commercial with the Kool Aid man, but get this: he's gay and Chinese"
Entire boardroom erupts into applause
They can't lean on the islands that they're named after. I've seen them, they're boring. There's a thousand of them but they're like mostly four feet wide or so. Not sure where mayo mixed with ketchup and relish comes into play, but you could drive right by those and not even think of it.
This is like day 10 of seeing at least one thing a day that is so ridiculous, surreal, and/or straight out of an Onion headline, that it just turns my internal monologue into deranged laughter. This is today's thing.
