Yeah! That's right! What the fuck are you mayos gonna do about it?

These god damned sit down like you're in a gaming chair sorry excuses for toilets should be nuked into orbit along with the rest of this gods forsaken "country" (Amerika). Yes, this is somehow even worse than wearing shoes inside.

  • Eldungeon [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    You can squat for like 15 to 20 minutes at a time!? Wowie!? That's amazing you must have tremendous thigh and core strength.

    • CrookedSerpent [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Yes, but the reason why it takes you 15-20 minutes to take a shit is because you are sitting down, and the reason why you cant squat on your heels for any extended period of time is also because you sit down to do literally everything. The squat is one of the "default" human resting positions and it is really sad that we do be living in a mayo society that makes people live like this.