Being a CEO is a low-skilled job.

  • Maoo [none/use name]
    ·
    1 year ago

    Most professors just want to have dictatorial power over who gets authorship. The priority list is:

    • Themselves

    • Whoever they like and can vaguely justify as first author.

    • Whoever any collaborators firmly say should be on the paper even if they didn't work on it.

    • Anyone else they're forced to put on it through direct pressure.

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
      ·
      1 year ago

      Don't forget

      -students/assistants they want to fuck

      • students/assistants they are plagiarizing from