You're sitting on the toilet when you suddenly notice there's a meatbag laying in the candlelit bath
And the skeleton is your own! You realize this as you look down to discover that you are now a folded and deflated pile of skin and muscle. You try to leap out of the bath to reclaim your stolen bones, but you can only manage to pathetically splash around without any internal support.
Defeated, you resolve to never let this happen again and you sink into the depths. Calcium deposits at the bottom of the tub serve as a constant reminder of your failure.
Don't know if you've tried Sunless Skies but it is excellent - basically an improvement on Sunless Seas on all aspects.
Aha! What a predicament! Luckily for you, Mr. Chapo, this isn't my first time dealing with an ossified lavatory...
You're relaxing in a candlelit bath when you suddenly notice there's a corpse on the toilet
skeleton on the toilet
I'm 100% certain there is a youtube reactionary with this as his avatar.