STOP brushing your teeth, washing your hair, eating off of plate

START brining your teeth, brining your hair, eating off of Himalayan salt block

DO NOT ask for water, drink water, hydrate

DO sip from the sea, sip from the ocean, drink from a can of olives

NEVER use $USD, €EURO, or any other "currency"

ALWAYS exchange all assets for salt, the most ancient and truest form of wealth -DUE TO MAKE A COMEBACK THIS YEAR