I don't know if SBF's parents dog was trained to maim or actually kill but it's a chief's kiss that the commands were in German.
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AFAIR military/police animal abusers train their dogs in German as well. Kinda fitting tbh.
These psychos need to have all their money taken away before their Franken-warewolf designer cop-dog mauls some random kid to death.
It sounds like he's about start a cab company or car rental agency.
![[Not the Onion] SBF's (killer?) dog that only responded to commands in German and "executive protection dogs" that cost $150,000.](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/f884c15e-3307-46ee-a55a-b1867e3da46b.png){kind=link}