That’s why I shit on company time. Maybe my most favorite anti boss quip celebrated by centrists.
A few jobs ago where I sat at a bench I made sure to spend at minimum one hour throughout the day on the shitter. Anyone else find fun and entertaining ways to be unproductive on bosses watch?
It's nearly impossible as a cashier so instead I force people to listen to my anti-capitalist rants while trying to slip in a bit of theory wherever possible. If you go to the checkout at the grocery store and the cashier starts quoting Lenin at you that might be me.