That’s why I shit on company time. Maybe my most favorite anti boss quip celebrated by centrists.
A few jobs ago where I sat at a bench I made sure to spend at minimum one hour throughout the day on the shitter. Anyone else find fun and entertaining ways to be unproductive on bosses watch?
It's nearly impossible as a cashier so instead I force people to listen to my anti-capitalist rants while trying to slip in a bit of theory wherever possible. If you go to the checkout at the grocery store and the cashier starts quoting Lenin at you that might be me.
I work back of house at a restaurant, so I don't get to slack off much, but I do try to slowly radicalize people when we're taking breaks. That being said, I basically radicalized myself on my old company's time. I was in a customer support call center, and spent about 75% of the work day learning. First it was every conspiracy theory ever, but if you have a decent filter, you can pretty easily glean the common thread in all of the not-totally-batshit conspiracies and, well..... :back-to-me:
