That’s why I shit on company time. Maybe my most favorite anti boss quip celebrated by centrists.
A few jobs ago where I sat at a bench I made sure to spend at minimum one hour throughout the day on the shitter. Anyone else find fun and entertaining ways to be unproductive on bosses watch?
I work back of house at a restaurant, so I don't get to slack off much, but I do try to slowly radicalize people when we're taking breaks. That being said, I basically radicalized myself on my old company's time. I was in a customer support call center, and spent about 75% of the work day learning. First it was every conspiracy theory ever, but if you have a decent filter, you can pretty easily glean the common thread in all of the not-totally-batshit conspiracies and, well..... :back-to-me: