It's in my living room which is too bright to herd him out, has a 12 foot high ceilings with built in perches so I can't wait him out. Please send help.
Update: cancel the air strike. It either got back out or my cat killed it. If it's any consolation I'm leaning toward got back out since my roommate just got home with his dog and the dog doesn't currently have a dead bird in her mouth.
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Unless you're a Disney princess, I can attest this does not work. All you get is the bird looking at you like this :visible-disgust:
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That sounds like a personal Saw scenario for me. Not the worst one I could imagine, but I really wouldn't like it
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Well, I'll pick up some bird seed tomorrow.
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This results in injury to the human.