It's in my living room which is too bright to herd him out, has a 12 foot high ceilings with built in perches so I can't wait him out. Please send help.

Update: cancel the air strike. It either got back out or my cat killed it. If it's any consolation I'm leaning toward got back out since my roommate just got home with his dog and the dog doesn't currently have a dead bird in her mouth.

      • MichoganGayFrog [they/them]
        hexagon
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        4 years ago

        She's not big on showing off so I don't know if there's a dead bird in my living room or not now. Or it's gone into survival mode and it's hunting me.

        • ElGosso [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          The bird is currently setting log traps and spike pits and covering itself in mud like Arnold in Predator. Expect to hear its war bellow when it challenges you shortly .