President Xi was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad boys. If you used pomade in your hair, you had to wear a bathing cap, and so he was on the board, wouldn’t listen to me, I said, ‘Listen Jack, you, off the board, I’ll come up and drag you off.’”
“Well, he came off and said, ‘I’ll meet you outside,’”
“He was waiting there for me with investments in rail and automotive technology. Not a joke.”
President Xi was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad boys. If you used pomade in your hair, you had to wear a bathing cap, and so he was on the board, wouldn’t listen to me, I said, ‘Listen Jack, you, off the board, I’ll come up and drag you off.’”
“Well, he came off and said, ‘I’ll meet you outside,’”
“He was waiting there for me with investments in rail and automotive technology. Not a joke.”
President Xi does unironically have some of the best hair on a world leader rn tho
:xi:
It has clearly never been left in a rain barrel to get rusty