"We have merged corporate and state power, DYNAMICALLY"

-Benito Pete

GHOULS

Sadly they meant to type CPAC

Saw "Why Biden is dead" and instantly got my hopes up that the news had exposed the weekend at Bernie's shit they've been doing to make him seem more alive

"THE EAST IS RISING"

Wow some non fake news from the bourgeois press for once

Millions of people who got a TRUMPbux check and are currently desperate and unemployed will not get the Biden check because the Democrats tell them they're too rich based off of how they did in 2019. And just like that the BAD kind of red wave was summoned

U should probly have someone look at it there's a bunch of stuff that can go wrong with asses, and often the treatments aren't very expensive, like stool softeners or ointments and whatnot

O god it's like scrubbing peanut butter out of a shag carpet

He definitely has no case lmao what's he gonna do go to ass court

Don't let those union Berniebros mansplain you, seize your independence as a strong woman! We should strive for a world where woman have maximum independence! And as such, all female employees are now independent contractors 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

Idk, Obama bailing out the banks broke a lot of liberals brains temporarily at the time, probly same for your friends, they'll get over it and worship him more. The only people whose views I have watched really change due to crisis are a bunch of healthcare coworkers becoming CHUDs because of Cuomo, and also some CHUDs becoming libs because of Trump's bungling of the same crisis.

Fuk u for making me agree with Jake Fapper

O GOD I'M GONNA VOOT

Yeah but my house doesn't smell like shit and guts for a week afterwards

I used to like hunting but then I saw grandma turn deer intestines into spaghetti/chitlins by showing a broomstick up the deer's severed asshole to turn them inside out and get the poops out and now I don't like it anymore

That's just how they keep ur dumb ass from wandering outta the mission area, look for keys or doors or something to advance

Good thing MeToo stuff sticks against Democrats

O wait o fuck o shit o fuck

It's already been turned into basement rec rooms in Raytheon Acres

"F-150s with rear mounted AA successfully down entire 7 trillion dollar squadron of F-35s"

A headline from 2030

Wow good thing I stopped watching the simpsons when it was good!

(That means I never watched it 😎😎😎😎)