The Main Character must really feel like the most special bestest boy because he dug several entries down to find Lycurgus and his wholesome chungus Spartans like in the Snyder treats. galaxy-brain

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    The technoking has spoken and I have so many questions:

    So he wants Palestine to become Israel's Helots?

    But aren't they already a segregated underclass that their oppressor kills for shits and giggles? How would slapping a bronze age coat of paint on it fix this?

    How'd having Helots work out for the Spartans, Elon? What happened to Sparta?

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      They were based epic supersoldiers like in the Halo treats. That's as far as he read about them.

      • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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        9 months ago

        I don't think he truly understands the irony of what he typed, 'cos the Helots regularly revolted against Spartan rule until eventually they successfully overthrew them and Athens had to intervene to stop Sparta being completely destroyed.

        • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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          9 months ago

          He also tweeted that the US needed a Sulla to save it. Even though everything Sulla did was completely undone and the Republic ended anyway in like one generation after. (Not to mention everything else wrong with that idea)

          • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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            9 months ago

            Turns out skimming wikipedia to try to sound informed on a subject isn't a good replacement to actually reading up on it.