Fucking kill me, ugh! Every time I get my hands on vodka, I'm so excited to have it that I end up drinking like 20 hangovers worth as if I grew up in the fuckin potato famine or something. And then I end up making like 20 shitposts that I don't even remember making and get to go back and read.
Big mistakie steak, big no no, oh the humanity please god end my suffering
Eat zakuski with your vodka