The last year or so confirmed for me that one of my bucket list items is now encountering one, or both, of the Cuomo brothers and calling them "Fredo(s)"

It's extremely inoffensive and yet they choose to get offended by it, or at least baby Chris did. Whatever. I live for that shit. Crybaby harder you big fucking babies. "Anti italian sentiments are real" brothers you are on cable news every night regardless of whether or not one of you did something. Fuck off. It's like watching a dragon cry about being alone while coiling himself upon a pile of stolen gold and the bones of maidens. We are past the point of trying to fill the hole inside of you. It's time to admit it's your problem, not ours.