Nakoichi [they/them] to the_dunk_tank • 4 years agoWhat the fuck dude?imagemessage-square32 fedilinkarrow-up192
arrow-up192imageWhat the fuck dude?Nakoichi [they/them] to the_dunk_tank • 4 years agomessage-square32 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear13·edit-24 years agoI mean. My kids know I'd happily suplex any lad, lass, or undeclared who tries to hurt them. But I'm not gonna jerk myself off on Twitter over it, or do some cringe Dad Police nonsense. Flexing on children is some low energy shit. link
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear7·4 years agoWhen my youngest was four some kid at daycare was being a big ol' bitch so she shit in her lunchbox. I raise my kids right. link
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear9·4 years agoDad threats are abstract and meaningless. Knowing that kid might roundhouse you then squat pee in your thermos if you fuck with them is priceless. link
I mean. My kids know I'd happily suplex any lad, lass, or undeclared who tries to hurt them. But I'm not gonna jerk myself off on Twitter over it, or do some cringe Dad Police nonsense. Flexing on children is some low energy shit.
Are you gonna suplex a four year old
When my youngest was four some kid at daycare was being a big ol' bitch so she shit in her lunchbox. I raise my kids right.
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Dad threats are abstract and meaningless. Knowing that kid might roundhouse you then squat pee in your thermos if you fuck with them is priceless.