“Wanna fuck my daughter? Gotta fuck me first!” (Chapo Guide, p. 151)
His FOUR year old daughter. The kid got a valentine lollipop in preschool and the dad’s going postal.
Okay I hadn't read it that way, still seems weird to post on twitter and not just like report the dude or something.
Yeah it's still cringe and I'm 78% sure Louis goes to Green Classroom in Kindergarden
nope, Louis is in Blue Classroom. don't just make stuff up, c'mon man
At first I thought the pic was Lewis and he had sent it to the 4 year old from where he was deployed.
The ol' "Oh, you're even mildly romantically interested in my daughter? I'LL FUCKING LITERALLY MURDER YOU." dad meme is so fuckin' cringe and dumb.
And this specific one comes off like he just wanted to flex nuts that he was a troop once.
na this guy is elevating the form to "Oh, you (4) are approaching my daughter (4)?"
It circles back around to awesome when you realize this guy is gonna give himself an aneurysm when she hits freshman year of high school
Plot Twist: Louis is a 28 year old libertarian and the guns are justified.
Hahaha policing female bodies with violence sure is a classic isn't it folks
Men like this don't see their daughters as "humans". They view their daughters as a collection of resources that other men want access to. And they consider "guarding" these resources to be their sacred duty, because someone has to, right? It's disgusting patriarchal nonsense.
I mean. My kids know I'd happily suplex any lad, lass, or undeclared who tries to hurt them. But I'm not gonna jerk myself off on Twitter over it, or do some cringe Dad Police nonsense. Flexing on children is some low energy shit.
When my youngest was four some kid at daycare was being a big ol' bitch so she shit in her lunchbox. I raise my kids right.
Dad threats are abstract and meaningless. Knowing that kid might roundhouse you then squat pee in your thermos if you fuck with them is priceless.
I thought that the person in the picture was a libertarian troop who sent his 4 year old daughter a Valentine's day card.
Louis taking a w, wtf is he gonna do from the middle east lol
Once my SA80 stops melting in the Afghan afternoon sun I'm coming for this freakin' 4 year old!
