https://nitter.net/BreakingNews/status/1712943671287415209

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Officials believe Hamas specifically chose the school because, as marked on the giant Loony Toons map titled TERRORISM PLANS, there are the most kids to eat there.

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      Hamas seen constructing a tiny guillotine to speed up infant decapitation ops.

      (they thought maybe a paring knife would work but they kept cutting their fingers due to the necessary speed of the task)

  • CriticalResist8 [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    map of a neighbourhood with the huge-ass school circled in red "THIS SCHOOL - NOT THE OTHER ONE" and in the margins "REMEMBER TO KILL AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE" because I can be trusted with a gun but not with retaining basic information.

    • CriticalResist8 [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      Fumbling to open the top secret laminated document while in a firefight with the IOF "WAIT GUYS I HAVE TO CHECK IF WE'RE SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM OR NOT GUYS WAIT WAIT TIME OUT TIME OUT"

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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        9 months ago

        If you open the map in the middle of combat, it pauses everything. Maybe Hamas is just full of gamers and had a misconception about how real life works?

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      Tbh westerners will find it believable because we give guns to people like that all the timethumb-cop

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    naturally the most intelligent place for top secret orders is in the pockets of your front line troops

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    Top secret documents. You know, the type of documents that frontline fighters would carry around

    • rubpoll [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      This will work on Americans because it will remind them of Call of Duty.

  • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
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    9 months ago

    People say the Arabic on these pages is an obvious google translate job, like almost unreadable

  • Alch_Fox
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    7 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • CaliforniaSpectre [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Wait what is this even remotely based on? Was there even a school involved in the Hamas attack?