I'd probably have to choose socks, but only a matching pear.

    • Mouhamed_McYggdrasil [they/them,any]
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      4 years ago

      One time someone told me to "grow a pair', but I thought they said "grow a pear", and now I've got a 300-acre Perry orchard, so who's laughing now? I am, because I'm drunk on seemingly unlimited gallons of pear cider whenever I feel like it, which happen to be quite often