• sjonkonnerie [any, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Some other good ones:

    • "I hear Daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isle."
    • "They say that syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of Imperial goods in the land of the Altmer."
    • "Any news from the other provinces?"
    • "I saw some mudcrabs by the water recently. I steered clear of them!"
  • FeverDream [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago
    1. “I hold a thermonuclear device between my ass cheeks. It would delight me to clench.”
  • anaesidemus [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Just missing "it would be extremely painful" and "you're a big guy"

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      "you're a big guy" isn't a bane quote, "for you" is his reply and its there.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Lawyer here. If you're interviewed by the FBI, you should still repeatedly insist that the agent interviewing you is a big guy. Say it to them, say it to their coworkers next to them as if they aren't there, say it if it's a female agent.

    • grilldaddy [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      I didn't see the light until I started getting my actual adult human politics from superhero movies and by then it was BLINDING