they diagnosed him with right lower lobe pneumonia, and placed heated suction cups on his bare body and administered a series of bloodlettings to draw out the disease. Those procedures failed to bring about improvement, so the doctors treated him with ipecac, castor oil, calomel, mustard plasters, and finally with a boiled mixture of crude petroleum and Virginia snakeroot. All this only weakened Harrison further and the doctors came to the conclusion that he would not recover.
WTF, we fed him all this dope stuff and he's shidding, punking and bleeding all at the same time, but he's still not getting better. Must just be a pussy.
Nearly choked on my toothbrush, what a nerd
1841 medicine hits different
WTF, we fed him all this dope stuff and he's shidding, punking and bleeding all at the same time, but he's still not getting better. Must just be a pussy.