Fahrenheit is a fuck. Everyone should use Celsius.

Edit: I will not take criticism from Am*****ns

It is currently -40 for me. That is so cold I don't need to specify.

  • snackage [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Here's a table for all the burgers who think Fahrenheit is somehow better:

    -x to 0°C - If you leave your excuse for coffee outside you'll get coffee cubes. The rain is this weird solid stuff.

    0°C to 10°C - It's really cold. Wear a good jacket

    10°C to 20°C - The cool zone. You set your AC between 16° and 20°. A couple degrees higher for the ladies.

    20°C to 30°C - Goes from long sleeve Tees to short sleeve tee weather baby. The optimum zone. 28° is the optimum of the optimum for white people.

    30°C to 40° - Oh it's hot summer baby, the tops are getting shorter and the the fellas are playing basketball shirtless. Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff are out crusing.

    40°C to 45°C - Oh it's hot hot hot. White people turn red and are advised to stay in the shadows or in air-conditioned spaces. Other cooler ethnicities can brave the heat but would rather not.

    45°C to 50°C - Black and brown people stay inside too.

    50°C - Asphalt starts to melt and if you stay outside for more than short durations you actually literally die. Also the projected average high summer temps for parts of Asia and Africa after the effects of climate change hit. Thanks whites.

    See. Not that hard

    • Kresimir [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      This is great. I'll note that the only time Fahrenheit is acceptable is at -40, where it is the same as Celsius. This is also the temperature at which you will die from under 5 minutes outside.

    • hart [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      28 is way too hot for me tbh. 15-20 is ideal

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      40°C to 45°C - Oh it’s hot hot hot. White people turn red and are advised to stay in the shadows or in air-conditioned spaces. Other cooler ethnicities can brave the heat but would rather not.

      Higher temperatures are worse for whites than other people? Wtf I love global warming now.