thelastaxolotl [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 3 years agoChud resistance to "woke" corporations is the funniest thingimagemessage-square51 fedilinkarrow-up1174file-text
arrow-up1174imageChud resistance to "woke" corporations is the funniest thingthelastaxolotl [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 3 years agomessage-square51 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareVHS [he/him]hexbear45·3 years ago"Honey, what are you doing with those syrup bottles...?" "Oh! You're right, I forgot my red velvet and Glock!" link
minus-squareDirtbagVegan [he/him]hexbear26·3 years agoIt looks like bedsheets? Like he took this picture on his bed with the comforter removed because his kitchen was too dirty? link
minus-squarebuh [any]hexbear34·3 years agoHe took it to bed because he’s about to fuck that syrup bottle link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear20·3 years agoMy gun and my racist pancake syrup are my comfort blanket. link
"Honey, what are you doing with those syrup bottles...?"
"Oh! You're right, I forgot my red velvet and Glock!"
It looks like bedsheets? Like he took this picture on his bed with the comforter removed because his kitchen was too dirty?
He took it to bed because he’s about to fuck that syrup bottle
Please do not fuck syrup bottles
He’s gonna fuck the gun as well
Those goddamn phallic symbols
My gun and my racist pancake syrup are my comfort blanket.