I'm kinda pissed my parents raised me on the fake HFCS syrup and not the real thing, just discovering real maple syrup in my 30s.
Even when there are at least 3 grades of maple syrup, many different kinds of honey, and countless other sweet syrups?
Grade B maple syrup (darker brown) is cheaper than Grade A (light brown), being less refined. I can't remember having Grade C but I suspect I'd like it too.
Sorghum and blackstrap molasses are both probably just as cheap as Pancake Syrup.
I've never seen real syrup as cheap as fake but my main issue is that real syrup tends to be more liquid while i prefer the thicker stuff. I've been told there is thicker real syrup but I imagine that is even more expensive
In all honesty, I have considered taking light corn syrup and blending flavors into it.
It's not the "fake stuff" itself that's the problem, it's the paradigm it exists in.
"Honey, what are you doing with those syrup bottles...?"
"Oh! You're right, I forgot my red velvet and Glock!"
It looks like bedsheets? Like he took this picture on his bed with the comforter removed because his kitchen was too dirty?
My gun and my racist pancake syrup are my comfort blanket.
It's so cute how they think voting with your dollar actually works
They're not even voting with their dollars, they're still buying the syrup with the new branding.
It does if you do something like veganism, but this is explicitly not voting with your dollar
'Voting with your dollar' here would have been finding a new, explicitly black slave mascot syrup to begin buying instead now that Aunt Jemima has betrayed this man by not being racist anymore
TBH that is a liberal line of thinking, and these people aren't necessarily liberals.
THEY'RE BOTH AUNT JEMIMA! WHY WOULDN'T YOU SHOW YOURSELF REBOTTLING THE PEARL MILLING COMPANY ONE? THESE FUCKING IDIOTS
I didn’t have real maple syrup until I was sixteen. Can never go back now.
There’s nothing more American than making a bottle of pure high fructose corn syrup into a culture war symbol
Wise of him to bring a gun. Anyone who has poured syrup from a bottle knows how uncooperative it can get.
Agent 47 with the silenced pistol over here, shooting his gun 10ft away from the guards knowing they're not gonna hear anything
I mean the Russians have made some really quiet guns with subsonic ammo where all you can hear is the bolt clacking.
Like the AS Val and this cool AK-9x39mm. Also apparently the armour piercing variant of the 9x39mm round with its tungsten core can punch through 8mm or 1/3 inch of hardened steel and still maintain enough force to kill someone behind it at a distance of 100m/328ft. All that despite being a subsonic round traveling at 300m/s or 1000ft/s.
when my diabetes drugs go generic I always repackage them in the original Pfizer blister pack
because my personal values include human life expectancy being tied to economic wealth and if I can't dream of that then I don't want it
You say you hate "soft america" and yet you use a suppressor instead of rupturing your eardrums like a true murican?
Curious.
you've got to give it to That chud, If they've done that more than once off camera then you have to respect they're commitment to the bit
