I’m sorry but biscuit is clearly a far better sounding word for a savory baked good you dip in gravy and have with bacon and eggs. Not for a sweet delectable baked good, for that a more cutesy sounding word like “cookie” is far fucking better.

English perverts should stop calling fucking cookies biscuits, I don’t dip Oreos in gravy you cretins.

  • discontinuuity [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Wait biscuits and brown gravy WTF is wrong with you? Dude it's not hard, get some biscuits from the cardboard tube and make some white gravy:

    Ingredients

    ▢ 1 pound pork breakfast sausage (the loose kind not links)
▢ 1 tablespoon salted butter or bacon fat (probably not necessary)
▢ ¼ cup all-purpose flour
▢ 2 ⅓ cups whole milk
▢ salt and pepper to taste (nah fuck that put a shit-ton of black pepper in there)

    Instructions

    Brown sausage over medium high heat until no pink remains. (Do not drain).
Add butter (or bacon fat) and cook to melt. Stir in flour and cook 2 minutes more.
Add milk a little bit at a time stirring after each addition.
Bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer until thick and bubbly.
Season with salt and a shit-ton of pepper
    • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      I watched one of those videos once where "[Someone from County A] eats [something from Country B]" and they were eating biscuits and gravy with these sad little dabs of gravy on top. Everyone in the comments was going YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!! DROWN THOSE THINGS IN GRAVY!