My dream of utopian future: everyone wakes up, cums in a tube, puts that under a heat lamp and then has steak dinner when they get home from a short workday of also cumming into a tube

Getting the cells from my butt so I can eat my own ass

Potentially the most or only ethical form of meat consumption could be to eat what is essentially your own flesh.

Been saying this.

I’ll take the Thatcher-derived ribeye

Interesting. I didn't know liquidized cow fetus was a commodity you could just buy under Capitalism, but I guess I shouldn't be supprised.

Actually it will be a thing and I'll be selling my stem cells to a sketchy lab downtown for $25 bucks a week so that the carnists can feast on my flesh.

That'd be so cool, human would become like phytoplankton with extra steps. I'd love to be an autotroph.

chewing your fingernails as vegan praxis?