https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1364619334790873088?s=19

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    4 years ago

    efforts to get lesbians to breed in captivity have largely failed, and the WWF has changed their conservation status from "endangered" to "critically endangered."

    • congressbaseballfan [she/her]
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      We are itinerant and migrate to mate

      Edit: unlike the dastardly gays including Mr. Greenwald, lesbians have adapted to colder climates. Unfortunately, climate change has become a critical threat to the lesbian population and their breeding grounds

      • Woly [any]
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        4 years ago

        This conjured an image in my head of a bunch of women wearing earmuffs and flannel just standing around in a snowy forest, drinking steaming cups of coffee.

      • TossedAccount [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I wonder if the pandas just want some goddamn privacy (and maybe to not have to live in such a tiny cramped space that's unnatural for megafauna their size) before they even think about fucking.