damn hypocrite much?

EDIT: BTW i dont think you gusy got my post. i made a post SPECIFICALLY STATING i was looking for dms. now, a lot fo people were weird with them, but this is what i was looking for. i did post some real bait in there so this is why some of the responses were like "oh yes i wanna be your daddy", it's cos i specifically mentioned that. now volcel police, what is the day of my execution?