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minus-squarethe_bavarian [comrade/them]hexbear16·edit-24 years agoWell Stalin was from Georgia, so dude has a point I guess link
minus-squareMardoniush [she/her]hexbear10·edit-24 years agoThe devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind And he was willin' to make a deal When he came across this young priest churning out some verse and writing' it hot And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump And said, "boy, let me tell you what" "I guess you didn't know it but I'm a poet too And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you Now you write a pretty good sonnet, boy But give the devil his due I'll bet a bank vault of gold against your soul 'Cause the bourgeois are better than you" The boy said, "my name's Joseph and you might think I'm beat But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret 'Cause I'll lead the worker's elite" link
Well Stalin was from Georgia, so dude has a point I guess
The devil went down to Georgia,
he was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young priest churning out some verse and writing' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a poet too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you write a pretty good sonnet, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a bank vault of gold against your soul
'Cause the bourgeois are better than you"
The boy said, "my name's Joseph and you might think I'm beat
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
'Cause I'll lead the worker's elite"