It was perplexing if you actually had the toy and spent hours in front of the fireplace putting labia majora or anatomically correct penises on potatoes.
Lol exactly. Does your potato have eyes that are just white circles with a black dot inside? It's male! But if your potato's eyes have eyeshadow and lashes, then that potato is a lady. Pouty red lips? Mrs. Potato head. Grin with white chicklet teeth? Mr. Potato head. Gendering potatoes for hours of delightful play time! Weird shit for sure.
I had one of the off-brand sets where you had to break one of those nubby things off the potato if you wanted it to have a clit. The pokemons kids play with today don't have clits and it's disgusting.
It was perplexing if you actually had the toy and spent hours in front of the fireplace putting labia majora or anatomically correct penises on potatoes.
Lol exactly. Does your potato have eyes that are just white circles with a black dot inside? It's male! But if your potato's eyes have eyeshadow and lashes, then that potato is a lady. Pouty red lips? Mrs. Potato head. Grin with white chicklet teeth? Mr. Potato head. Gendering potatoes for hours of delightful play time! Weird shit for sure.
I had one of the off-brand sets where you had to break one of those nubby things off the potato if you wanted it to have a clit. The pokemons kids play with today don't have clits and it's disgusting.
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