Just consider the possibilities. Maybe God doesn't even have the powers he is supposed to have, he's just pretending because why not. He doesn't have any idea what is going on right now because he is fast forwarding to the next interesting part, which is why there hasn't been much interesting God shit happening lately. And the only people who live to the afterlife are those who can spit watermelon seeds the farthest, because he wants them to have epic watermelon spitting wars with each other.