Whorish_Ooze [none/use name] to main • 4 years agoIn this thread, we make up rumors about Elon Musk that actually happen to be 100% true.message-squaremessage-square35 fedilinkarrow-up154file-text
arrow-up154message-squareIn this thread, we make up rumors about Elon Musk that actually happen to be 100% true.Whorish_Ooze [none/use name] to main • 4 years agomessage-square35 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Elon is actually just a diminutive nickname, and not his true first name. His whole first name happens to be "Elongated"
minus-squaresourcesaregoodfolks [none/use name]hexbear18·4 years agoIt’s well known that during his first dance with his first wife he whispered to her “I’m the alpha in this relationship”, it is less well known that he said the same thing to every one of his children, dogs, and sandwiches. link
It’s well known that during his first dance with his first wife he whispered to her “I’m the alpha in this relationship”, it is less well known that he said the same thing to every one of his children, dogs, and sandwiches.
This isn't true