Elon is actually just a diminutive nickname, and not his true first name. His whole first name happens to be "Elongated"

  • sourcesaregoodfolks [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    It’s well known that during his first dance with his first wife he whispered to her “I’m the alpha in this relationship”, it is less well known that he said the same thing to every one of his children, dogs, and sandwiches.