List some of the items you've obtained or any theoretical tips you may have in your conquests.

Also, it should be noted, no one should actually ever steal or commit any illegal acts ever.

I'll start:

My home laptop and at least 3 projectors.

  • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    Worked at a store that had an extremely well stocked alcohol section. We regularly had to "damage" out missing or broken product, so a couple of bottles being absent was just standard fare. I drank incredibly well every single time my boss was an asshole.