List some of the items you've obtained or any theoretical tips you may have in your conquests.
Also, it should be noted, no one should actually ever steal or commit any illegal acts ever.
I'll start:
My home laptop and at least 3 projectors.
I don't see it as stealing with the level of excessive waste I've seen strewn about in the upper tier of the companies I've worked for. Example: installing a 10k dollar industrial Keurig so the manager complaining about making regular coffee can have his yuppified single cup maker.
They won’t even let us have a coffee maker in the break room where I work
One way or the other, the next revolution will start at work. Might as well get a head start.
I'm not very good at this. Best I can come up with is that my girlfriend came over while I was working remotely, and we made out on company time.
Cant steal from my current job but I used to run an extra pizza through the oven every day before clocking out
Restaurants that don't feed their employees need to be burned down (in Minecraft). Even McDonald's lets you eat whatever you want. I worked at a restaurant that let me eat anything we had. I regularly ate meals that would have cost customers $20+ and no one gave a shit.
My current phone, my girlfriend's current phone, my razor mouse, a chromium laptop, probably some cables and shit.
Then I quit and my boss says send it back but no I won't be doing that.
All in Minecraft obviously.
I used to work in a supermarket, and I would steal things constantly
About a year in they put me in charge of sorting through the reduced/waste items, so I could do things like take home seventeen jars of vegan pesto because the jars had incorrect allergy information, or $40 bottles of perfume that we weren't allowed to reduce
I would always reduce huge cases of beer from ~$20 or whatever they cost down to like $3 too, on my last day I left with about $100 worth of beer for maybe a tenth of that
Minus feeding yourself and your potential alcohol problem, I think that would be depressing knowing all that shit would just go to waste otherwise.
No alcohol problem here, most of it went to friends on a camping trip - but yeah, the loss of food was ridiculous, that's why everyone who did the disposals always ended up stealing things or giving things to other members of staff
I worked at a golf store for a few years and they never gave me a raise, despite forcing me into management positions because staff kept quitting. So I started taking shorts, pants, shoes, socks, lmao. The pair of shoes I wear every day is a pair that I stole 5 years ago.
On Sundays I worked by myself in an office at the back of the store. So I would just walk around the store floor, checking out whatever shoes looked cool. Then I’d take them to my office to “look up the item number and make sure our online listing was correct,” then pack them up in my backpack and just fucking leave lol. Fuck that place.
A lotta booze has mysteriously vanished at places I've worked (in minecraft). There was nothing better than sitting on the sidewalk at night drinking stolen beer with the lads
Worked at a store that had an extremely well stocked alcohol section. We regularly had to "damage" out missing or broken product, so a couple of bottles being absent was just standard fare. I drank incredibly well every single time my boss was an asshole.
You can never take that what was already stolen from you. Therefore, you can never steal too much.
