List some of the items you've obtained or any theoretical tips you may have in your conquests.

Also, it should be noted, no one should actually ever steal or commit any illegal acts ever.

I'll start:

My home laptop and at least 3 projectors.

  • ThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I worked at a golf store for a few years and they never gave me a raise, despite forcing me into management positions because staff kept quitting. So I started taking shorts, pants, shoes, socks, lmao. The pair of shoes I wear every day is a pair that I stole 5 years ago.

    On Sundays I worked by myself in an office at the back of the store. So I would just walk around the store floor, checking out whatever shoes looked cool. Then I’d take them to my office to “look up the item number and make sure our online listing was correct,” then pack them up in my backpack and just fucking leave lol. Fuck that place.