• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    4 years ago

    "Moooommm, can we get some troops?"

    "I don't know, that's a pretty big responsibility. You'll have to clean them and walk them and remember to feed them."

    "We will, we will!"

    "You promise?

    "YES, please just let us get some troops"

    Two months later

    • Gotem [doe/deer]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      Honey why are the troops tearing the walls down. Did you forget to feed them?