I will move to Arizona, pretend to be a republican, run for the senate, and then reveal myself as a militant Third World Maoist once elected.
:mao-clap: .
edit: Since this took off, I would like to state that the imperial core must be destroyed for the rest of the world to live.
Because the vast majority of people being elected don't actually give a fuck what party they're in or have any real definable politics, they just want to collect money and power.