I will move to Arizona, pretend to be a republican, run for the senate, and then reveal myself as a militant Third World Maoist once elected.
:mao-clap: .
edit: Since this took off, I would like to state that the imperial core must be destroyed for the rest of the world to live.
I see no historical examples indicating this would result in my immediate assassination by The State.
I grew up in a conservative hellhole, so I know how to speak like them.
What's great is that as long as you never directly say you're a Maoist and just keep using Maoist language filtered through your conservative hellhole speech, they'd 100% support you lol
“WE ARE TIRED OF GIVING MONEY TO THOSE WHO DONT WORK!”
abolishes landlords with bipartisan backing
We have 12k members on this site, we will simply do this for every federal and state legislative race
1.) Change name to Albert Antifa Albertson
2.) Appear first on ticket
3.) Victory
I like this plan, except it should be Alexa Antifa Alexadaughter.
Flawless concept, I salute you comrade.
Also consider the go-for-broke, where you run on promising to be the most populist candidate on the ticket. You are unwilling to compromise or work together on anything, but promise to at least match the most progressive impulses of congress.
i wanna do this. just a "nope i don't play politics, just stick to my principles even if i get nowhere" kinda candidacy
i mean yeah, maybe i should switch it with "games" but you know what i mean
It would up until I got shot by someone hanging out on a grassy knoll.
my grandma's neoliberalbrained boyfriend was talking about how he's just so surprised nobody ever did trump like JFK
I tried really hard to lead him to evaluating why that is and to conclude that trump (who he hates with all the vile of any other "morally upstanding liberal" (to use his words)) was the system working as intended, but 60some years of libbrain reinforcement does things to your critical thinking
If you've never been to Dallas just know Kennedy dying there is the only positive thing about it.
Not cowardice, she just secured a lot of reelection money with that vote.
Because the vast majority of people being elected don't actually give a fuck what party they're in or have any real definable politics, they just want to collect money and power.
